Saturday, September 12, 2026

Tiny Outlaw Goblin Jams!


The tiny goblins Nox the Pale (of Hexen Vex on keys/drum programming), Nogbit Grubpatch (banjo), and Snorlik Wartnose (bass) made a short jam video and submitted it to the "Grooves From SkwYrmia" label.

The Kaiser squealed with delight as he heard the new sounds coming from them, and has demanded that another song or two gets recorded for an EP. 

Nogbit and Snorlik are known criminals that have managed to survive/escape the endless dungeon somehow, and have decided to hang around with Nox for some reason. 

Probably because he lives in a recording studio...

OUTLAW GOBLIN JAMS!!!

only on...
Muh Label, Bruh


The Return of the Space Goblins or whatever.

The Feltling Goblins known as "Phestus Asbestos" and his smaller pal "Sweet Jeebus" have made contact with the Citadel and are currently attempting to find their way to SkwYrmia for unknown reasons. We easily COULD just open a GoblynRift Glitch portal for them to get here, but until their motives are known they cannot be trusted.

They used to work for the great Rev. SkwYrm the Space Goblin before he died. Phestus worked in the warehouse, and Sweet Jeebus brewed mead, made tinctures and potions, and basically played bartender role because the Rev had a bit of a problem.

If they're able to send another comic or better yet a video, explaining their intentions in detail, we might be more inclined to help them out. 

Friend or Foe?!?!

Sunday, August 23, 2026

The twisted tale of Nogbit Grubpatch!!!

The grub farm was doing very well and Nogbit had absolutely everything going for him. He had all the grubs he could eat AND he had so many left over he sold the rest. One day he was so bored that he decided that he needed a hobby. He stuffed a giant juicy grub into his face and began to think of what he should choose to occupy his  time. 

"Hobbies take up a lot of time and nobody has any time when everyone is so demanding these days." He thought to himself as he shoveled another grub into his gullet.
Nogbit recalled seeing a stringed instrument once used for simple magic and thought perhaps he might try to take a whack at being a powerful goblin bard rock star. It could happen...
His very first lute was tuned to a mystical SkwYrmian tuning, and covered in sacred ancient runes and the very first song he wrote with it was "The Song of the Wriggling Madness" and the melody alone was a powerful cryptic diddy that really shakes up the ol' thinly meats.

The song became such a success that Nogbit grew a very large fanbase and they would all sing along to his spells and his live shows became incredibly powerful occult rituals that would have the intent changed by the setlist each night. But that night he only needed one song...


The minds of his entire fanbase had been destroyed as a tribute to Nogbit's power. This act alone landed him a trip into Kaiser Von SkwYrm's Endless Dungeon! 


How long will he survive the Endless Dungeon now that he has been stripped of his magical abilities? Probably not very long, bummer for him I guess...





Saturday, August 15, 2026

intruders spotted in the area!!!


I only bring this up because the banjo player looks an awful lot like the known criminal Nogbit Grubpatch, who is assumed to have been placed in the Endless Dungeon...

The bass player seems familiar too, but less so.

Grooves From SkwYrmia REVAMP?!?

Things are waking up around here in SkwYrmia and things are emerging from the frosted slumber with some improvements. Nøx the Pale conjured this into existence for the label to use, and it looks gnarly!