Sunday, August 23, 2026

The twisted tale of Nogbit Grubpatch!!!

The grub farm was doing very well and Nogbit had absolutely everything going for him. He had all the grubs he could eat AND he had so many left over he sold the rest. One day he was so bored that he decided that he needed a hobby. He stuffed a giant juicy grub into his face and began to think of what he should choose to occupy his  time. 

"Hobbies take up a lot of time and nobody has any time when everyone is so demanding these days." He thought to himself as he shoveled another grub into his gullet.
Nogbit recalled seeing a stringed instrument once used for simple magic and thought perhaps he might try to take a whack at being a powerful goblin bard rock star. It could happen...
His very first lute was tuned to a mystical SkwYrmian tuning, and covered in sacred ancient runes and the very first song he wrote with it was "The Song of the Wriggling Madness" and the melody alone was a powerful cryptic diddy that really shakes up the ol' thinly meats.

The song became such a success that Nogbit grew a very large fanbase and they would all sing along to his spells and his live shows became incredibly powerful occult rituals that would have the intent changed by the setlist each night. But that night he only needed one song...


The minds of his entire fanbase had been destroyed as a tribute to Nogbit's power. This act alone landed him a trip into Kaiser Von SkwYrm's Endless Dungeon! 


How long will he survive the Endless Dungeon now that he has been stripped of his magical abilities? Probably not very long, bummer for him I guess...





Saturday, August 15, 2026

intruders spotted in the area!!!


I only bring this up because the banjo player looks an awful lot like the known criminal Nogbit Grubpatch, who is assumed to have been placed in the Endless Dungeon...

The bass player seems familiar too, but less so.

Grooves From SkwYrmia REVAMP?!?

Things are waking up around here in SkwYrmia and things are emerging from the frosted slumber with some improvements. Nøx the Pale conjured this into existence for the label to use, and it looks gnarly!