SkwYrmian Lore

Hail from the SkwYrmian Citadel, ya Gremlins!I apologize for the AI slop right here. merely a placeholder that was somewhat amusing. enjoy. A hand drawn retelling will come to this portion at some point, probably...Greetings from the SkwYrmian Citadel—that ramshackle nexus of goblin lore, duct-tape sorcery, and intergalactic bootlegs, scattered across Earth's flea markets, Bandcamp pages, and forgotten internet threads like crumbs from a twitchy goblin's feast. You've summoned the full dispatch from SkwYrmia, the worm-riddled planet where goblins don't just skulk in shadows; they compose them into dungeon synth anthems, ink 'em into comics, and glitch 'em into 16-bit games that make your SNES weep with envy. Rev. SkwYrm may have croaked at that ill-fated concert (RIP to the first space goblin casualty—talk about a killer setlist though!), but his creepy spectral vibes echo eternal. The Core Cast: Main Monstrous MenagerieHere's the (basic) lineup, straight from the Citadel's leaky archives:

Character	Origin	Powers/Quirks	Earth Realm Status
Rev. SkwYrm (The Space Goblin)	SkwYrmia native; first intergalactic traveler to reach Earth realm	Cosmic junk collector; died mid-mosh pit	Deceased, but his legend lingers like a vegan's fart
Phestus Asbestos & Sweet Jeebus	Feltlings; worked for Rev. SkwYrm on his ship	Phestus ran the warehouse and Sweet Jeebus brewed Mead. Feltlings are a puppet breed of goblins on SkwYrmia	Roaming Earth, confused AF—no recall of the trip
Wylhelm Von SkwYrm	Earth human; "tuned" to SkwYrmian frequencies	Human antennae for goblin waves; endures ritual "torture" for the privilege. Often lashes out or self-destructs from the overwhelming agony of chaos.	First Earth-SkwYrmia bridge; still broadcasting today albeit in spurts
Blackened Gelatinous	Duct Tape Warlock created from powerful SkwYrmian magic.	He swooped in and tried to rescue Rev. SkwYrm and then vanished as quickly as he arrived. Some say he was Rev. SkwYrm's guardian angel	Vanished—poof! Nobody knows where he is, or if he still exists anywhere
Kaiser Von SkwYrm	Current Supreme Overlord; most powerful SkwYrmian mage	GoblynRift Glitch mastery—portals for horror hauls (movies, comics, merch, etc.).	Frequent Earth raider; stocks Citadel with bootlegs and treasures while ruling and running all things SkwYrmia

Hail SkwYrmia, or the goblins will find you.

Rev. SkwYrm (Space Goblin) R.I.P.

 

Kaiser Von SkwYrm (Supreme Overlord)

Phestus Asbestos (Feltling Goblin)

Romance In The Air at Hadad's Lake

Blackened Gelatinous (Shitty Duck Tape Warlock)