Changing lives of Earthrealm midgets is easy...

Tiny humans are forced to wear absorbent undergarments because the toilets are too tall for them. They need to eat some growth hormones and synthetic bulking agents so they may grow to crush their oppressors or at least bully someone into making little toilets for them. I would do it, but I am far too busy...

Doing stuff...

Anyway, this specific midget had a very sad story to tell,but I wasn't listening so you don't get to hear it. 

Whatever...

This little fella gets it!

Pupkin plague?!?!

The Wizard that once sacrificed his own life to create the pupkin creatures has since returned as a spirit calling himself "The Gourd Lord" with an army of pumpkin based beasts!!!

Before he became the Gourd Lord, he was a normal goblin wizard that sacrificed himself to create a twisted mutation species. The pupkins began few in numbers, but with each passing season they grew in number and quickly became quite a bother. Some were domesticated as pets, and most were hunted and turned into pie. Many still roam SkwYrmia, and with the Gourd Lord now back on the scene, we may never be rid of them completely. 

And I am fine with that, because the pies are delicious!