Changing lives of Earthrealm midgets is easy...

Tiny humans are forced to wear absorbent undergarments because the toilets are too tall for them. They need to eat some growth hormones and synthetic bulking agents so they may grow to crush their oppressors or at least bully someone into making little toilets for them. I would do it, but I am far too busy...

Doing stuff...

Anyway, this specific midget had a very sad story to tell,but I wasn't listening so you don't get to hear it. 

Whatever...

This little fella gets it!